GUY: You’re crying because I said I’m leaving you? Because I said I want a break up?
GIRL: Yes, they are tears of joy!
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The young newlyweds quarreled. At last she decided that she would go back to her parents. “I can’t stay with you any longer” she said angrily to her husband. “ok, fine” her husband said,”this is the money for your travelling expenses”. She counted the money and asked her husband while sobbing, “Then where’s the money for the return ticket?”