A boy was teaching a girl a girl maths, he kissed her and then kissed her again and said ” this is addition”. Then the girl kissed him back and said ” this is substraction”. Then they kissed each other and said ” this is multiplication”. Suddenly the girl came and beat the boy up and threw him away and said “now, that is called DIVISION”.

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A man was wearing his wedding ring on the wrong finger, his friend asked him, why are you wearing your wedding ring on that hand? He replied “Because I’m married to the wrong woman.”

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About Danny Smile

Am a lady who is conversant with how life gets stressful sometimes.i wanna encourage you n in so doing, encourage myself to keep loving life and living to the fullest!!

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